.... "It’s all about perspective. One man may welcome continuous sunshine so that he can sunbathe every day and transform himself from pale nonentity to bronzed nonentity, whereas another will curse it because the lack of water leads to postponement of a much-awaited mud wrestling contest between Madelaine Allbright and Condoleezza Rice." ... read the whole story.

Scientists Get it Wrong - Weather was published in Weatherwise November/December 2005.
It is one of a serious of pieces that exposes the faulty theories that scientists have derived as a way of keeping themselves in jobs and keeping the rest of us in the dark. Other pieces cover subjects such as Relativity, Yawning, and PMS.

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